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CMA Awards Well Played, Taylor Swift
I can’t ding Taylor for this — she looks lovely, even if the detailing at the bottom sort of looks like something was accidentally sheared off this dress in a tragical meat-slicer accident: Is it a...
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CMA Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Faith Hill
I don’t know how to feel about this dress. I mean… there’s no there there. It fits. It covers her privates. It isn’t doing strange things to her boobs, o rher waist, or her armpits. But… what is it...
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CMA Awards Fug Carpet: Jennifer Nettles
This was a tough one for me. I started out as a Well Played — in fact, I thought this was Ellen Pompeo at first, and I was like, “DAMN, Ellen Pompeo has never looked this good!” But it’s not Ellen —...
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CMAs Feh and WTF Carpet
It looks like Natasha Bedingfield just happened to pop by the CMAs on the way home from the office: I mean, don’t get me wrong: This outfit is completely acceptable and cute for a day at work...
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CMA Awards Fug Carpet: Lauren Alaina
I don’t have a problem with the dress itself, although holy cats, that is more makeup than a young thing needs. But that necklace is CRAZY. It’s like a ten-ton lapping tongue. It looks like the kind...
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CMA Awards Well Played: Taylor Swift
This Jenny Packham is pretty on Taylor Swift, and it’s interesting — we know the girl loves red, and we know she loves nude/pearly colors (that might be palest pink?), but it’s rare that she goes...
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CMA Awards Fug or Fab: Hayden Panettiere
I kind of love this. But that may just be because I want to put it on and shimmy on a table wearing it. What do you think? Read More ...
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You The Jury: Carrie Underwood at the CMAs
It’s that time again: Carrie Underwood hosted an awards show that — seemingly — featured more of her costume changes than actual statuettes. So bring out your yellow lined notepads and Bic pens, and...
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CMA Awards Fug or Fab: Kelly Clarkson
I was going to fug this. And then I was going to give it a Well Played. I was swinging like a tire roped to a tree in some warmly lit Cialis commercial. In the pro column, as someone said to us on...
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CMA Awards Fug or Fab: Tim McGraw and Faith Hill
TIM: We are so coordinated! FAITH: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA TIM: That wasn’t a joke, babe. Just an observation. We look like two formal salutes to the black and white cookie. FAITH: Jerry Seinfeld once said...
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CMAs Well Played, Taylor Swift
Well, when your album is called Red, what else are you supposed to wear? Read More ...
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You The Jury: Carrie Underwood at the CMAs
I should just rename this category to “Carrie Underwood Gets Tried, Convicted, And Sent Up The River.” Read More ...
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CMA Awards: The Cast of “Nashville”
I am terribly sad that Clare Bowen didn’t attend, because the intersections of her personal style and Scarlett’s are what I am most curious to see. Fortunately, though, The Hair did not spare the...
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CMA Awards Fug Carpet: Laura Bell Bundy
If you want to show your legs so much, then just COMMIT. Don’t do this half-hearted, half-assed “my backside has a ponytail” nonsense because it does nobody any good. All that fabric could’ve been put...
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CMAs Fug Carpet, Better CMAs Performance: Kacey Musgraves
Kacey Musgraves won Best New Artist last night, so I’m pretty sure she doesn’t care that I’m about to inform her that she’s wearing a shower curtain: And she may also be unmoved by the fact that I...
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CMAs Fug or Fab Carpet: Tim McGraw and Faith Hill
TIM: I look like the way I always look. Except for the color of my suit is inspired by Don Draper. So is my drinking tonight, but don’t tell anymore. FAITH: I am going to blow your mind. TIM:…okay....
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CMA Awards WTF: Kacey Musgraves
This hair is a hoot and a half. Maybe even a hoot and tw0-thirds. Read More ...
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CMA Awards Fug Carpet: Nicole Kidman in Cavalli
This is, in many ways, the polar opposite of the dress Nicole wore to the BMI Awards earlier this week. Including the fact that she well Nips Ahoy this time, instead of Delicate Inner Thigh...
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CMA Awards Fugs and Fabs: Miranda Lambert (and Blake Shelton)
Miranda’s wardrobe ranged from the ridiculous to the sublime, last night. Read More ...
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CMA Awards Fug or Fab: Trisha/Garth and Faith/Tim
Because why NOT plonk the other two Power Couples of Country into the same post? Let’s start with Trisha and Garth: I ALWAYS forget these two are married, for some reason, and then am delighted anew...
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